Everyone knows that dentists are evil. A dentist is what you become when you flunk out of evil super-villain college and need a job to pay for rent and cat food.
Cropping pictures is an artform. Do it right and upload to facebook and you can cause quite a commotion. Also, you could lose a couple of friends in the process.
In print, sarcasm doesn't work. Mainly because the person reading it can't see your sarcasm face. Telling your girl that you've boned everyone in your psych class, including the teacher is therefore not wise.
She eats taco flavored kisses and if you want her all you need is a lipstick and a ball-point pen. Oh, and a hand. And probably a forever alone level of >9000.
There is a point where sucking face becomes devouring face. That is the point where people either suffocate or are enveloped whole. You've been warned.
I always do this with any present I give. Not sure if it's because I am a grinch or just because I find bodily functions to be the height of comedic brilliance...
Oh MTV. You have become something of a misnomer but we love you all the same. You rot our brains with mundanities and mediocrity and we love you for it.
If you haven't seen the eagle versus baby clip, you're probably the only one. Go and find it on youtube, come back, laugh at this and feel like you're part of the club.
Cat's are fairly resilient critters, but it turns out it is possible to break them. If you find them looking goofy, stuck between 2 cushions, contact your vet asap!
The only thing cooler and more rebellious than smoking cigarettes is a car that smokes cigarettes. This car is possibly the coolest thing in the universe.
Expectation doesn't always meet reality head on. This is a perfect example. If you try and reacreate the sexy sprinkles lips effect it'll never quite work...
Whoever made this little beauty needs to step up and claim their prize. This is clearly the best pun of the millennium and someone deserves a cookie...
If you own a small yappy-type dog and you don't spend every waking moment dressing it up in ridiculous costumes, you're the reason that the terrorists are winning.