So all I need to do to make money is buy cheap old regular cats, punch them in the face then sell them on for big bucks? Hey, it beats working the grill in Wendy's!
It's hard to play a game like the sims, watching your avatar become rich, powerful and physically fit without pausing to think that maybe you should be attempting to do likewise...
If wearing an inflatable unicorn horn on your head whilst sporting a hideous jumper and a prize winning gormless expression isn't a lifelong dream then you and I have nothing in common.
The worst part is that even if this was true I would probably still eat it. Kicking a Nutella habit is like trying to stop smoking bacon flavored crack.
At this driving school they not only teach you how to drive like a boss, but also to park your car in a wall like a boss (a much underrated skill). This guy is a grade A student.
If you've seen Gremlins, this will have a strange familiarity about it. One minute they look cute as hell, next minute they're hideous and trouser fillingly scary.
This is how the gingers pass on their affliction. Remember kids; kissing gingers - JUST SAY NO. Unless you want freckles, red hair, an unhealthy aversion to sunlight and a distict lack of soul.
I think this dude might have overshot a little. I would have been entertained by just a photo of his cat. Still, stacking cans on his head is pretty badass.
This looks like it could be a match made in heaven, or maybe a match made with synthol, who knows? Something tells me that they are gonna be happy for the rest of their dumb lives!
If you're ever feeling a bit cold and in need of warming up, it could be worse. You could be sandwiched between the bulbous guts of five sweaty, hairy gentlemen. Warm, but AT WHAT COST!?
Prepare yourself, then stare into the grim visage of the future of social networking. Yes, this is the inevitable evolution of the infamous duck face. May god have mercy on our souls.
This is either a great idea or a terrible one. It sounds like it has the propensity for hilarity but equally, it could go devastatingly wrong and cover your entire house with cat poop...
It's amazing if you think about it, a LOT of people who just use the interwebs for Facebook and have yet to be exposed to it's 'slightly' darker side. It's time for some baptism by fire kids!
They see him rollin'. They Hatin'. Then they beat him up and nail him to his customised skateboard. Sounds harsh, but he just turns the other cheek so it's okay.
If you could have just one wish what would it be? Bear in mind that whatever you say, the Genie will twist it into something terrible. Genies are bastards like that...
Childcare sounds like a pain in the ass but with a bit of ingenuity it becomes a complete dawdle. You can look after a kid with your feet up while you sip a beer!
If you've ever had a last minute cramming session for an important finals exam then you've probably experienced the effect of these two. Every single goddamn time!
There's just something about bubble wrap. It doesn't matter how old you are, nobody is too old to waste an hour or two popping those little plastic bubbles.