If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
Forget all those 3rd & 2nd world global problems, the ones mortals like us face every day put them all to shame. How we cope with our ongoing problems is beyond my comprehension!
The Harry Potter series has spanned 8 films and ten years and has smashed box office records along with occupying everyone's time far too much. But just in case you wanted to get all geeky, here's the franchise in numbers.
Forget LOLCATS, they are so last week, canine chucklers is where it's all at now. From here on in the dogs are where the real LOLZ are coming from now. A cat couldn't pull this face if it wanted to.
What do you do when you're trying to take some lovely wedding photos and then you're attacked by the undead? Well, you do the only thing you can do, you pick up the nearest weapon to hand and start crushing zombie skull.