Err'm, ok, he is not a perfect adapter proven by his getting blown up. He got maybe five minutes of screen time and then became the only one of the mutant group to die. I guess he also couldn't adapt to prejudicial roles fast enough.
Oktoberfest is a sixteen-day festival held each year in Munich, Bavaria, Germany combining two of the world's greatest things - Beer & Cushions - Since we can't buy you beer over the internet, here is a very big dose of the 'other' !
When it comes to the interwebs there are multiple solutions for how to browse the world wide web, but only one wrong answer... Get it wrong and suffer a world of pain and social death.
And thus the League of Super Powered Elderly People of Japan was born. Super Gran, saves you then wipes your face with a spit covered tissue; Incontinence Man, flood villains with excrement...But seriously, this behaviour gives you new faith in humanity
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
A courtroom that closely adheres to the rules of a teenage slumber party. Sounds interesting, but in practice it'd be a terrible idea. Especially for the poor guy that gets dared to plead guilty to his charges...
All those years spent in a dimly lit basement playing hour after hour riding a caffeine high have given this young gent unshakable focus. Either that or he's blind.
It's not the reason that you post stuff, but when a stranger likes or comments on something you've posted it does kinda make you feel like a social media badass.
Something tells me that this image is just the first of many. When an image is this exploitable, there's no way the internet won't create a million lulzy shoops.
Ok, so the train might be completely empty, but when it stops it's gonna get crowded in that carriage, mind you, i don't really care about being squashed together with some of these future passengers :)