Ladies & gentlemen (well, mostly us guys), i present to you the solution to the darkest of our fears. Now all of your prayers have been answered and you'll never fap with anxiety of being discovered again.
Like your women hot? Then you'll like Karla Spice! I don't think she's spicy enough, I'd cover her in jalapeños then sprinkle on paprika & accompany her to the hospital while they put cream on her lady parts!
If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.