What are the chances that Vin Diesel is his real name? I'd say about 0% can you think of anyone called Vin or have the surname of Diesel? Its like when Homer changes his name to Max Power.
Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much
If you're puzzled by what's going on here, you're not the only one. This guy looks about as confused as I do right now. I reckon he just asked for a massage and got more than he bargained for.
When the going gets tough, the tough get g-o-i-n-g.....Someone like Bear is in for the long-haul at any cost! More like "the sun is going down. I'd better get back to my luxury mobile home"
Looks like she may soon be losing the battle against the evil forces of diabetus. Oh man i laughed so hard when i saw the full picture. Harsh but funny.
That awkward moment when you take your friends to your German grandma's house and she's just made some cookies. "Aww grandma, they smeel great i can't wait to try.....WTF!?!
This could raise some awkward questions when you're out with the little ones. Like daddy, what is that dinosaur doing to the other one, s her hurting the other one? Just divert their attention onto the new Toy Story figures, or a gun or something.
It's a perverse thing that in alot of cities she would be arrested for flashing those puppies. Just another reason to hate those dirty old men who have been pointing their winkies at children for years.