You might not believe it but every child's favourite TV programme 'Sesame Street' has had to have some pretty heavy censorship due to excessive profanaties - It seems that the Muppets have discovered sex - WTF ?
Wow, this guy is my new hero! He eats scorpions like they were chocolate covered tits and treats Mother N like she'd just murdered his wife, cussed his mom and shat on his porch. And now he's out for revenge.
Ever wanted to turn your soldiers into Star Wars characters? It's pretty easy, all you need is a willing volunteer (victim) and a taser gun - The rest will take care of itself - LOL !
You want to get your ass as far away from it as possible or you could be like the guy in Beetle Juice who cant string a sentence together after being stuck but that stuff.
You don't necessarily need a microwave to make some noodles but this method commands respect cos it really can be an elaborate job - just imagine what kinda contraption they'd need for spaghetti bolognese!