They say truth is stranger than fiction and now i understand what they meant - These tubes will be able to transport people hundreds of miles in only minutes, just like the ones in Futurama. Now, where is the hot cyclops?
It's gathering of family and a chance to spread the message of good-will amongst your fellow kin. Wait. Thats Xmas!. Meantime, "Dear Grandpa, please stop asking Uncle Frank if he wants a second helping of failure. It makes him mad."
You will know when a Facebook Gangsta has tagged you in real life - It's SO popular on the internet it's now hit the real world! 'Baby, it's pretty much guaranteed that i'm featured all over your daily news feed !'
The military, out there fighting different people the world over for freedom and democracy and hate and stuff. And what thanks do they get? A video compilation of them f*cking up. But from the internet, that's gratitude.
This is when base jumping goes pear-shaped and ends up looking like a scene that might involve Wile E. Coyote. But as horrid as this is the guy survived, albeit with a few broken ribs, a cracked pelvis, a collapsed lung and three months recovery.