This lady makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing instead of this dumbass protest!
All hail the might of Germany’s favourite sons and thank the gods of metal that they release such awesome videos. It starts off innocent enough as a 1960s beach party then descends into debauchery. This is why God gave rock and roll to us.
The advancement in android robotics is quite amazing - They now react to being subjected to pain and their naughty bits being touched - How much longer before they start complaining about every little thing i wonder?
This one really has to be seen to be believed. If i could walk through tables like this dude then the office would become a much funnier place than it is right now.
This girl could almost be mistaken for an angel - Or it might just be that she looks incredibly cute and has a set of wings? Either way she is a very pleasant Valentine vision :)
Here’s Scarlett Johansson being super cute. There’s no funny cat that’s going to come in and lazer her down with unicorn power, there’s no Charlie Sheen riding a rainbow to battle the Nordic warlocks who have samurai swords for teeth.
From the same guy who brought us Part I last week here is another collection of ten tips to help with everyday life. Guarantee anyone who watches this will use the battery trick at some point.
Dance can be such an expressive art form. Just take this interpretation of the classic Marti Pellow heroin comedown song “Love Is All Around”. Truly, this is what separates man from the animals.
If you are going to propose to your misses on live TV you had better make damn sure that she is going to say yes or you are in for a world of pain just like this bozo.
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