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Tonight We Dine On Jupiter
October 19th, 2012 
I'm not sure whether it's possible for a magic mushroom to grow this big, but I'd be willing to test that hypothesis and take a cheeky bite of this behemoth.
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January 25th, 2011
This seems all to easy to be real, why the hell didn't i think of it earlier? But for those of you who want to get extreme, how about trying it sans glove and scouring side facing inwards?
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May 14th, 2012
Scarlett Johansson is the only avenger who is rocking a curvaceous bootay. What would the movie be like if the others flaunted their butts as much as she does?
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March 17th, 2011
You have a problem with your thingamajiggy & it doesn't work, it's time to take it to someone who really knows what they are doing in order to fix it - this is NOT the confidence inspiring message you need as you open the door.
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May 21st, 2009
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
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June 27th, 2012
High fashion always has and probably always will be a great big steaming pile of nonsense. If you want to argue with that, please explain this interesting little ensemble.
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January 11th, 2011
What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!
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January 17th, 2012
If you've ever spent any amount of time on social networking sites, you'll probably recognise every single one of these. This guy has the various profile picture archetypes down to an absolute tee.
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January 7th, 2009
It's always a pleasure to see this 29 year old Polish playmate, she stirs something within my underwear, or that could just be my hand in my pants...you've got to love the poles though!!
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June 14th, 2012
Here's a top tip; if you like your eyelids attached, probably best not to rush home and try this one with your cat. Cats have good memories and are experts at exacting revenge...
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April 19th, 2012
Yet more evidence that Rose from Titanic was a selfish cow and probably didn't really like Jack as much as she professed to. There was even enough room for them to play poker on that thing...
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