The internet is responsible for self-obsession going totally off the scale! This guy likes showing us his muscles and his super strong legs. However, he's really into himself in a way that means only one thing: he's a douchebag.
He's not drunk, he's on a cruise ship in turbulent seas. At least that's what I'd tell people. Maybe this guy's in competition with the convenience store drunk who couldn't stand up either, would be hard to declare a winner.
We all know dogs love lapping up water with their long floppy tongues, now you can see just what the hell's going on, it looks like they arc their tongue backwards creating a sort of hood, which they fill with water and then scoop into their mouths.
He is driving his lawn mower down the street completely drunk in order to get to the bar and he gets pulled over by a cop. I don't think this is a good outcome, but some of the lines are just so funny.
They are the future! The sacred guardians of the human race, the bearers of culture, politics, the caretakers of our planet! The ruiners of all night drinking, of sleeping late, of leaving the house on Friday and not coming back until Monday. LOL
This clever poodle knew what it wanted right from the start and then it seized upon its opportunity, next thing your know, there's some unwilling interspecies action occuring. Can you file a harassment charge against a dog?
It's humans to the rescue as a large group of dolphins find themselves beached. What the people on the beach didn't realize is that these flippered mammals are part of a religious cult and it was a mass suicide they were taking part in.