Now this is guaranteed to add some life(?) to even the dullest of bowling league matches, just imagine your opponents face when you reach down and stick your fingers in a severed head and attempt to make a strike!?
Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.
Awww, bless! It's like all this pussy's Christmas' have come at onece, i don't think i've ever seen a cat who's got the cream look so estatic....Best not tell him that his white powder haul is better suited for snowballs!
Please god, please god, PLEASE tell me this is true! It's on 4chan so it has to be, right? I SO knew all those hours of playing Duke Nukem would pay off in the end :)
A courtroom that closely adheres to the rules of a teenage slumber party. Sounds interesting, but in practice it'd be a terrible idea. Especially for the poor guy that gets dared to plead guilty to his charges...
The tea drinkers have built themselves the largest tower in Europe and all that remains to do is affix a giant flaming cats eye to the top. Nice work, chaps.
What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!
This guy has gone to desperate measures to satisfy his concerns that possibly, quite possibly his spouse might be playing away from home - Then he discovers something SHOCKING! He needs help bad!
Hipsters, it's natures way of warning us that if we keep on evolving the way we are there will come a time when we will place being & looking cool over finding food & water to nourish us....and die!