What if I were to tell you to read this in Morpheus' voice? You probably did, right? Well Here's something else that's really going to bake your noodle; Read the first line again, sucka.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. As it turns out, guys are just as guilty of posing in a cheese-on-toast way for their facebook profile pictures as the ladies are. Here's a breakdown of the usual suspects.
Work-work-work, who the hell came up with that idea, eh? All work and no play makes it a boring planet to live on. It looks like this guy has the afternoon off work. And a delicious pudding to eat.
Advertising. It's there because we all believe in one way or another, even though we know it isn't really true, something inside of us wishes it was so. This is one rare occasion where it tells it like it is!
She's an Italian thats built like the ultimate Ferrari, beautiful looks, wonderful curves, and something that every red bloodied male would kill to get their hands on!Damn!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose in Japan being a school girl is an occupational hazard, you don't know what deranged pervert will leap out at you. You've got Pedobear lurking about as well, so best to get tooled up, and where better place to put your weapon?
It's always a pleasure to see this 29 year old Polish playmate, she stirs something within my underwear, or that could just be my hand in my pants...you've got to love the poles though!!
Expectation doesn't always meet reality head on. This is a perfect example. If you try and reacreate the sexy sprinkles lips effect it'll never quite work...