If you've never heard a song from comedian Stephen Lynch before i suggest you give it a listen - He is f#cking hilarious! - Who else could come up with lyrics like "My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn."
If you ever bring a cute girl back to your place and she happens to notice the pole in your room and starts dancing sexy-sexy - Who are you to warn her that it might not be such a good idea - LOL !
I put this cutie at the top of my Xmas wish list - If Santa puts her under the tree for me to find on Xmas morning (like i asked him to) i'm gonna be an extremely lucky guy! :)
If ever you wanted a test that showed your brain controlled your eyes and you had no say in what it was doing then this is it! However hard you try it's almost impossible to stop looking over to the left :)
I guess when you are the toughest animal on the planet you can literally crap where you want. Who is going to say or do anything, if they did old Polly here will eat them and poop them out.