I can't believe this lazy git. What shoddy workmanship, if he had a higher 2nd ladder or even added a small 3rd bit he wouldn't leave the top bit looking so untidy.
Every little boy can remember when he got his first My Little Pony, the joy on your face as you looked at its little sparkly glittered eyes, the first time you combed its hair and showed your buddies...........
I was taught that swearing demonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)