Oh this is beautiful. I thought knowing about Karma would make me a better person but thankfully this appeared and allowed me to unapologetically continue to be a complete douchebag to everybody. YAY!
It seems Mischa is willing to do hawter shoots in Germany than the US, which is a crying shame, why would she do such a horrid, evil thing? Alas, with the magical power of the internet she'll never be able to keep these from us
Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.
Well kids, let this be a lesson to you. If you're going to smoke pot and watch porn, rather than getting grounded or have your stash taken, all that'll happen is you'll have to wear a dumb sign round your neck. So toke, and fap, on.
So the ship sank. That was totally out of her control, but there's blatantly enough room on that bit of driftwood for the both of them. She could have saved Jack and didn't. What a dick.
This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"
I think we pretty much knew this already didn't we? Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.