Ralph is one of the best characters on "The Simpsons." This compilation is of some of his best lines and thoughts is sure to start your weekend off with a smile.
This cocktail isn't so much a drink as a meal. And a not very appetising meal at that. It's like a weird hybrid caught halfway between a food and a drink. A strange unholy mutant never intended for mass production. Still, Alie's hot.
It's a FAIL of seriously epic proportions, i would have loved to have been there! It looks like the Grim Reaper is trying to get a headstart on that whole ''Til death do us part' thing. Serves them right the group of fatties.
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself 'WHY!?!' & leave it at that - Five brave workers decide to record themselves simultaneously at their office doing something so unthinkable it makes me wonder if this is a new kind of sick work torture?
In Russia snow plow plows YOU! The only thing that would have made this better is a second truck doing the same thing. I just hope this isn't am time on a Monday morning or this would be very bad.
To bring people together 'All you need is love' - Wait, wrong song! Five al Queda operatives slipped through while security was busy singing, but it was worth it. I guess Muslims just aren't into the Beatles like Christians are?
Some kids get to do everything and that includes driving the family car - WTF? - I'm not sure if it's the best example of parentaging when taking into consderation that he's only 2 years old - OMG!
If only the seven dwarf and Daft punk could have been around in the same era. They could have done this awesome collaboration them selves and made a total killing.
With Valentines Day fast approaching, and just in case your Woman says that your not very romantic, we have here some shining examples of how to win your way into that special ladies heart.
Do you feel nervous around cute chicks? Start to sweat when they talk to you! Rather die than ever ask a girl out? Then it's time for Mentos - NEVER worry about being laughed at again - OMFG!!!
Time for some classic 70's pr0n nostalgia! Are you a real man who can go the distance? Able to help out a pretty young lady in distress and calm her nerves with you private dick skillz? You might just be the right man for the job :)