Jason Bourne isn't the only one sufferring a bit of amnesia ! The idea of waking up and potentialy starting afresh appeals - but not when you've got all of the mafia and gangstas in their gunsights !! So who is Johnny X ?
When there's talk of evil spirits and possession by supernatural entities, while some of us may choose to believe such unholy horror stories, the realists amongst will know there's always a rational explanation.
This is a genius idea. Strap a go-pro camera to the rim of a hula-hoop and get busy with the hula-ing. Now all we need to do is perfect the recipe. Add one hot chick in a bikini and some slow-mo and BAM! Internet gold!
Now what are the odds of this happening? Spin the Wheel of Fortune, get a 450, drop some casual racism, lather, rinse, repeat. This guy might have been pipped to the post by Randy Marsh from Southpark, but it's still funny to see it happen.
I hate those Calvin Klein ads where everyone’s so good looking they can barely speak without getting out of breath. Same thing happens to me, I can barely stand up without being overcome with fatigue at how gorgeous I am. NOT!
NEVER go near a ninja cow, specially when she is in the middle of giving birth. She is on edge as it is, but this is a very personal time in her life, you know and a savage kick in the face might just offend you. OUCH!
He gets ripped pretty hard when setting up a joke about losing his virginity, but manages to win the crowd back over with an excellent one liner - And maybe might get lucky after his show - Everybody wins.