Something about a giant underground ring in Switzerland that's going to end the world by summoning Cthulhu. That's right, right? Also, particles. Not sure what kind but there are definitely particles involved somehow.
If it says so in a newspaper then it must be true. Right? I mean, it's not on the internet so there has to be some degree of doubt if it exists in the real world! If you need me i'll be at choir practice!
You can sell the weirdest stuff in some shops, but is this pushing the bar a bit too far? Don't worry, they're not completely used. I mean, I gave them a lick but other than that they're pretty standard...
Back by popular request & not a moment too soon - It's about time we had some more pics of this professionally pretty model from down Argentina way. What is she doing wearing so little next to the Eiffel Tower though?
As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.