However hard you try you will NEVER match this. After you watch this video and for the rest of your life, every time you place your bike on its kickstand, you're going to know how lame you are at parking your bike.
If you've ever listened to the silken tones of Schwarzenegger's voice and thought to yourself; "this man should be a singer" then you're totally insane, but in for a treat. Let Arnie serenade you down the Kindergarten K-Hole.
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but maybe you don't have to? When you think of mixed martial arts you normally think of youngish guys having it out with each other. Well not this time. This guy is old and fat, but still super tough.
Effing Funny Spot featuring the results of a dating service hook-up that didn't quite work out. Personally I don't see what her problem is, the guy seems perfectly normal to me.. Seriously Honey, get over yourself.