It might be a really, REALLY long way from earth, but that doesn't mean it won't bulls-eye a headshot on you as you sleep from all that way away. The git.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...He wants to wear those legs as trousers on his next flight or his life will literally be over.
Lets face it, when it comes right down to the core essentials there are only 3 things you will ever need from life to be eternally happy. If you achieve this you will never want for money, fame or fortune....but maybe a TV?
If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.
She looks like a South American goddess, but she actually turns out to be a glamour model from Sheffield in the UK - You may have seen her on the BBC. What a turn up for the books.
So you've just been dumped by your girlfriend and feeling alone in the world - All your friends are offering advice - But here is the grim truth of the situation :(