There are times in your life when you desperately wish you were something else and this is one of those moments! I have never wanted to be a plastic bath toy more in my life :)
Probably the most awesome headline in the history of the printing press. It's too weird to make up so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this totally happened.
Can't think of anything cool to carve into your pumpkin this year? What about getting 4 different glow-sticks and making yourself 4 radical half-shelled heroes?
If you've ever had a last minute cramming session for an important finals exam then you've probably experienced the effect of these two. Every single goddamn time!
If you'd have seen her in school about 12 years ago you wouldn't have batted an eylid and thought. "she's destined to remain a virgin forever". How wrong could you be about Megan Fox!?!
Nice try, you hairy footed freak, but I'm not buying it for a second. You'll get no facebook likes from me. Oh, go on then, have a like, just in case...
If this was linked up to the speedometer so that it activated when you were going over the speed limit it could potentially save you a lot of money on speeding tickets. Genius.
This is how the gingers pass on their affliction. Remember kids; kissing gingers - JUST SAY NO. Unless you want freckles, red hair, an unhealthy aversion to sunlight and a distict lack of soul.