Who knows what this guy did to deserve this kind of revenge tactic but it must have been BAD. If she was my lady i'd want her to be touching my nuts a little more softly. Feel sorry for this poor dude, VERY sorry :(
This is what we all have dads! You can never underestimate a man's hunger for deliciously grilled food. Even in a horrific downpour, this man stays at the grill. He's a hero and an inspiration to us all.
I knew those cutesy candy-colored bears had a dark side. I want to see bloodletting, decapitation, mutilation, psychologically damaged Care Bears snorting coke, injecting drugs into their eyeballs and going on some kind of cathartic journey of redemption.
So JJ Abrams is due to direct the new Star Wars movies and he can hopefully redeem it from the horrific lows of the Jar-Jar Binks tainted prequels that left an ugly taste in everyone’s mouths. And it don’t look half bad neither.
Electronic wusses, they’re the worse kind of wuss. Making love to the art of life while entrancing kittens with their bleepy weepy electronica. Throw in throat burning vocals that shrink a man’s testicles at 20 paces and you’ve got a decent record.
Some people have their fear levels dialled all the was down to zero - Anything goes wrong here and that scabbled concrete doesn't look very fun to slide across at 169.46 mph. But some people are just insane.
Sweeden gets to see beer ads that the rest of the world can only wonder at - Dubstep + Will Ferrell = magic. But really, who knew Old Milwaukee was even available in Sweden? Those lucky good looking bastards get to drink the real stuff.
The onion news is back and todays topic of conversation: Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies? It's a difficult question that is on everyone's lips while 'certain' adults are outraged they can't enjoy a film in a weird way.
The future has arrived sooner than we thought. The robots have taken over. They listen to dubstep, and they are amazing dancers. If you could move as cool as this guy can, you'd never walk anywhere again.
The Raindance film festival is on it's way (It's like the sundance film festival but slightly more overcast) and the organisers are looking for film making talent that they can showcase so if you can make something as cool as this, get in touch!