Times are tight at the convent, they can’t even provide beer for the orphans! Surely this has to be a disguise so the stop attendant doesn't suspect her of stealing. Or maybe she is on a beer-run mission from god?
Expectations are running high, the excitement is, well, not quite tangible perhaps but I'm sure it's there, and then guess what happens...If you are gonna act like the biggest nerd on the planet expect plenty of epic FAIL!
Why are the people all around her acting like they aren't impressed. This is probably the best thing they are likely to see all day. I don't think i've seen a more miserable audience in my life - WTF!?!
Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be? Or Jerry Maguire and even Gandalf?
It's a new musical performed on the ice that is coming to a lake or skating rink near you this year. We don't know about you but we can't wait. On a serious note though, we strongly recommend NEVER to try this at home.
Every girl that i have dated has never needed to get one of these because she always had the exact technique and the time to master it with me. But you people might not be so lucky, so watch and learn!