Looks like Jon has hit the nail well and truly on this head with this song and thank god, I'm bored of everyone bumming Jacko now just because he is dead, the pedo.
As dumb ideas go, this is up there with the best. Two girls realised they’d never punched anybody and also that they might, just might, look good with a black eye. So what’s their bright idea? To punch each other in the face and see how that works out.
Who'd have thought that certain lizards can walk on water. Maybe they are direct descendants of Jesus or some other kinds of religious squad. Lets just hope there are no big fish in that pond hungry for a quick snack?
Just imagine, no, go on, really put some effort into this little fantasy...Just imagine if you came home one day and this personification of pertness & perfection was waiting in your bedroom! One thing i can guarantee is you wouldn't be here reading this!
It's gathering of family and a chance to spread the message of good-will amongst your fellow kin. Wait. Thats Xmas!. Meantime, "Dear Grandpa, please stop asking Uncle Frank if he wants a second helping of failure. It makes him mad."
Finally, a waitress who doesn't need a customer to tip her.......... Do you get it? Just wait for the punchline and you'll be loling. It's even recorded in slow-mo, just in case it takes you a while to get it :)
How many sleepless nights have you spent pondering the future of TV's greatest product? Too many no doubt, well now you can finally rest easy as you find out where this incredible genre is heading (clue: it involves killer dolphins).
We’ve all seen the advert, a fat lardass of a man is transformed by the power of supplements into a muscle-bound six-pack wearing god of fitness. And for all the sceptics they even have pictures to prove it, so there! It's ALL true. Kinda!?
US gymnast Paul Hunt performs on uneven bars at the 1981 Nadia Tour at Madison Square Garden, NYC - How he managed to do this crazy stuff dressed as a chick is seriously impressive - AWESOME !
Proof that the mop is mightier than the sword, especially when weilded by an old guy. This store owner manages to defend his goods with only a trusty mop to help him. The robber really was a bit of a pussy to be honest.