Some things just feel good. There is no suitable scientific explanation, they just give a sense of immense satisfaction while plastering a ridiculous look on your face. That weird little zap you got from old CRT televisions was one of these things.
tetoioi proponites den feuogun etsi kai 5 omades
na ton zitisoun an den kanei to xreos tou mexri
teleytaia stigmi opws kai me tin larissa den to
vazei katw. einai mathimenos na feygei nuxta . se
ti tha voithisoun oi metagrafes ianouariou?mporei
na mou pei
What if I were to tell you to read this in Morpheus' voice? You probably did, right? Well Here's something else that's really going to bake your noodle; Read the first line again, sucka.
Sure, he might have borrowed the car and parked up in a wall, but what did you expect him to do with it? Win the Indy 500? He's a dog. I'm just surprised he could reach the pedals.
Important: When you find yourself on the floor and the blackness clears and you are not sure if you are alive or dead, whatever you do next make sure you DO NOT go towards the light. Stay where you are, it's much better there!
Two things I never though I'd ever see combined. Thanks, internet, you have made all my dream of chocolate covered parrot come true. Please cover more things in molten chocolate!
The difference between scene & emo? We're not too sure & don't really care, but we'll take a guess (the direction of the comb over?) -As long as they're hot we can overlook their dubious taste in music
It's not enough to just walk around with a boring old plastic bag any more, to really stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.
BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are popular film characters from the movie Shrek.
The truth is more often than not intrinsically harder to face than fantasy. Look at this smart arse cookie telling you things you could have done with knows 40 minutes ago, bastard.
Once you've heard one self-appointed 9-11 hero's speach, you've heard them all - This guy could fill an airship with all the hot air coming outta his mouth!