Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus - so he's headed down to the Kwik-E-Mart like a Bat out of Hell for a spot of instant hunger satisfaction !
You could kinda see from the very first movement of the bull that this wasn't gonna end well, the second time was even more dangerous, but it's just like they always say, "the third time's a concussion!" Ouchie
Sometimes you eat the car & sometimes the car eats YOU! Looks like this car has been playing too much Pac-Man for its own good. It kinda needs to remember not to eat the man that feeds it. Still, who can resist a quick tasty snack - WTF!?!
Slice with the sword/lazers/spade and then watch as the head/limb/whatever slowly slides off or away from the body until you're a soggy heap of cold cuts of human flesh lying listlessly on the ground. Awesome. It's exactly how I want to go!
Looking for the perfect gift for that 'special' person you can't live without? Simple, give her a 'Heart Attack' - For when you want this birthday to be her last. It's probably not the present she was hoping for, but who cares, she'll be dead!
Everyone knows that kung-fu should only be used in self-defence, so you can just pretend you know it, and that in itself is a kind of self-defence, so therefore just saying you know it is a sort of ninja move.