If wearing an inflatable unicorn horn on your head whilst sporting a hideous jumper and a prize winning gormless expression isn't a lifelong dream then you and I have nothing in common.
I don't think I'm the only one who would also like a taste! She has more flow than Niagara Falls and damn it must taste good cos she just cant get enough already.
I really hope someone set up a video camera nearby to catch anyone who attempted it. If they did this next to a special school they might even have some takers!
Do you think the time that the president decided to announce they'd killed Osama was intentional? Not because of the proximity to the mission but because he could get one over on Donald Trump.
If you weren't afraid of going to the dentists before then you would be after seeing this abomination staring at you. I've had nightmares that were less scary than this thing.
This is either a great idea or a terrible one. It sounds like it has the propensity for hilarity but equally, it could go devastatingly wrong and cover your entire house with cat poop...
This would be a fail anyway on the grounds that the one whose face we can see looks like she was beaten to near death by the ugly stick. Before being drowned in the ugly pond and sprayed with ugly spray.
If you are married, a spouse shuld provide the following qualities - A shoulder to cry on, a clown when your sad, A good woman brings balance to life - Especially if you drive a tractor - LOL!
And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.