Wanna hear something very deep and meaningful? When life gives you lemons, take a page out of this dogs book and just smash your face into mattress. Wow that was really pretty deep of us, wasn't it?
Believing in invisible sky wizards takes a leap of faith (especially after watching this), but earnestly believing that Papa Smurf will steal a child’s soul requires a leap of sheer insanity. But this is America so someone just gave it airtime instead.
Normally when you see a scooter you hear the most annoying high pitched exhaust noise and you want to rip your own ears off. But this guy has modified his scooter to be a total bad ass.
Seriously. Who the hell jumps head first when attempting something like this? Future Darwin award winners or organ donors maybe, sometimes both. This guy must have balls the size of watermelons.
The armed forces, if you believed video games or those overblown recruitment commercials you’d think war was like some sort of gung-ho game full of space marines and clearly defined groups of good and evil.
Don't be alarmed, what you're about to see is perfectly natural. It's a condition known as front butt, it afflicts one in every 1 million women. The ancient Romans would worship such women as goddesses. And build giant front bottom statues in their honour.
So there I was minding my own outside the British seat of power, when I heard the distant but unmistakable roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?
Proof that you do need to have brain cells to ride a motorcycle - Not only is he such a moron he cant even do a burn out but it is also a DOUBLE fail, but i will leave that delight for you to see at the end - GENIUS!
Chicks, you gotta love them, but when they do things like this they become awesome! Seriously guys she is much more than a pretty face. All that being said there is no way i would have held onto the aerosol can while she hit balls at it - WTF!?!
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