It's the first impression that's important during a job interview. The problem here is that there's a lie detector present at this one and this guy's gonna get 'screwed'. Talk about finding out just how much the truth really hurts.
Anyone who uses social networking sites knows how important angles are when taking a photo of yourself. From certain angles even if you look like an elephant's diseased scrotum you'll still come out looking like a beautiful goddess!
You don't even know how main dreams i have had about being Pacman running from ghosts until i find that magic pill and chase those pesky ghosts until i have munched everything in sire. Anyway this is cool!
It was a close contest but the ride claimed another victim, BARF. Mom was trying so hard to hang in there, but it sounded like Dad was rooting against her the whole time.
If you need some sage-like advice on sexual matters, then Gandalf the Perv will help you out. Even hobbits get certain urges, it’s only natural & you can’t blame them, they’re surrounded by hawt chicks like Galadriel the royal Elf babe.
Brilliant parody of Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles - The subtle twist here is that it is performed as a rap song and contains some rather cute looking Victorian honies - SWEET!
Sometimes your natural instincts just kick in. But seriously, how the hell did he react so fast to this? And how did he know it was a grape, it could have been a nugget of shit as a prank. Very dangerous game!
Just when you thought a beauty pageant could not possibly get any more boring, or that it's host couldn't get any cheesier, along comes this bloke to liven the festivities up. Now, if we can do something about the lack of pole dancing!
You blew it buddy. She's definitely going to have a headache tonight. And i'm guessing it could last a few weeks, at the very least, while her temper cools. Guess you'd better up your dancing game next time dumb dumb.
A couple days ago, Rafael Nadal experienced an embarrassing moment at a US Open press conference. For those of you who missed it, here it is in all its glory.
Charlie Sheen: The coolest new meme-fix drug out there & i know you all want some! Another Sheen-machine remix, you say. Yeah, there’s one or two of them floating about at the moment. Such is the nature of the winnernet.