Now here's a great idea for an alarm clock guaranteed to get you out of bed in the morning - Pro: Theres no snooze button on a saucepan full of firecrackers - Con: Only your friends know when the alarm is going off.
This guy's like an emo Napoleon Dynamite, all gahd! & uh! So thank the goth gods that he gets turned from a whinging pathetic piece of ass hair into a bombastic remix that's awesome fun and freakin' hilarious, eat the remix emo! ROFL
Dr Seuss' cat didn't turn up so a cute model had to stand in for it in the fashion show. Who knows how she is meant to see where she's going with that massive thing on her head? So it's no wonder she takes a couple of tumbles off the catwalk.
Suddenly i'm hungry! After seeing this hottie knead the dough with her butt, I couldn't help but think about fat Italian guys doing the same with their sweaty asses. Sorry everyone. I'm no longer hungry now :(
There is really nothing better to start the week, than seeing every young girl's teen idol Justin Bieber having a really bad time. It's amazing how he can keep singing while bent over double throwing up his guts!
The armed forces, if you believed video games or those overblown recruitment commercials you’d think war was like some sort of gung-ho game full of space marines and clearly defined groups of good and evil.
You know what chciks say about guys with big hands? Well, this dude says it isn't true (whew!) - But it does have one advantage that has left this poor guy feeling very inadequate and he can't 'perform' without some sort of physical aid - LOL!