Chicks can find any excuse to cut loose and party, but sometimes there is a time and a place. Uou both look hawt and fun, but I'm looking for a 'no-strings-attached' relationship right now.
In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.
There comes a time when you just need to wind people up, when the only thing that's going to work for you is a little bit of trolling. And for those times, you need to practice your trollface.
I'm not entirely against cosmetic surgery, but letting a teenager turn herself into a vampire is not high on my list of 'improvements' - I can't wait till she becomes a mother and her kids freak out coz they think they are gonna turn out the same as her!
It's a cruel world out there guys - Before you let your gaze fall on the following imagery, just remember, your eyes can NEVER unsee what has been seen....................R-U-N!!!!
If wearing an inflatable unicorn horn on your head whilst sporting a hideous jumper and a prize winning gormless expression isn't a lifelong dream then you and I have nothing in common.
Forget expensive perfume and designer clothes - If a chick really wants to get noticed at work she needs to go out ASAP and purchase one of these amazing tee shirts - I could watch her all day :)
This is one of those dude-only situations that sends a thought through every guys head when he sees 2 cute sisters together - I'm sure Freud could have written a whole book about this - LOL !
Don't worry if you are obese or butt-ugly when it comes to winning over a female! Getting a beautiful chick is easier than ever if you know how - OMG !