Don't be ashamed to touch your balls. Whether you're dancing in public or sitting at your computer, it could very well save your life. Still, i think i could do with those two strange dancers following me everywhere reminding me.
One minute you're hanging out in a boat in your swimwear living the dream and being all cool, the next you're getting thrown about like leaves in a hurricane and a mass faceplanting competition is taking place. Bad times. But epic.
Your favourite arcade classic hits the big screen - I'm still waiting for the book adaptation. I want a version of Tetris that I can enjoy on the bus. This has to be a fake but it is a really good one.
So that's what Superman really looks like. He walks over to this big ass tree and gives it a little nudge the big bastard goes down easy. Only problem is he's left his truck parked exactly where it falls.
WARNING: This girl is strange, if you see her. RUN! Yep, this is one of those weird parts of the interwebs, where the less uninhibited of society film themselves doing all sorts of inane, nonsensical acts, this time with sanitary towels and ketchup.
This guy's hobbies include hiking, sports, and letting weird guys put things on his crotch and seeing what happens. The explosion from the fireworks on this guy's crotch is actually pretty amazing. In a 'bro-mance' kinda way.
Bikini parties are quite clearly the best thing ever. HOWEVER, being invited to one where you're also required to wear a bikini is slightly weird... but how are you supposed to know you don't like these things if you never try?!
Now THIS is a gameshow i'd watch! The idea is to smell something then name what it is, all in total darkness. All sounds fairly reasonable right? Well that is until one of those things is a sweaty mans ass. Epic.