Tired with receiving unsolicited phone calls this father lets his 1 year old kid answer the phone. This way you'll never be bothered by them again, unless that is of course they want to see you diapers!
Run! Which is exactly what this little kid is doing because he's being chased by the unstoppable cluck of chickens out for his blood (or possibly feed). This poor kid has got every right to be balling his eyes out. Bwaaaaaa!!
If you're gonna play with the big boys prepare to get some knocks! In the pilot's defense, if the forecast had called for an outbreak of geeks, he'd have been waay more careful. Or at least tried to take out the whole geek family - WTF!?!
No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, Windows will still be a pain in the ass.