This guys imagination is totally in the twilight zone and his mouth is writing cheques his abs can't possibly cash. He probably should have realized he wouldn't be able to to take a punch from an MMA heavy weight.
Do these guys never just pick things up without feeling the inclination to throw it as soon as it's in their hands? It doesn't seem so according to this video. But if you've got the skills then why not? It's everyday AWESOME!
Well, I suppose one has to admire this guy's 'Pull out all the stops' damage control plan, but I'm pretty sure that at this point in time I'd probably be making some serious inquiries into what "entire mouth replacement surgery" costs these days.
Who cares what this girl's going on about, she could be talking about a jabberwocky eating marshmallows on Mars while doing the can-can & Id still be transfixed by that beautiful chest of hers. As long she undoes her top she can do what she wants.
If some snotty teenage foreigner jumped out of a bush and started coming towards me i would be a little worried as well. But these like minded fembots can't get enough of the little rodent. Remember kids, safe sex is best, ALWAYS take precautions - OMG!