This guys imagination is totally in the twilight zone and his mouth is writing cheques his abs can't possibly cash. He probably should have realized he wouldn't be able to to take a punch from an MMA heavy weight.
Do these guys never just pick things up without feeling the inclination to throw it as soon as it's in their hands? It doesn't seem so according to this video. But if you've got the skills then why not? It's everyday AWESOME!
Quite possibly one of the greatest inventions ever made. And not only that but when added to hot chicks who aren't wearing very many clothes becomes even better. My new favourite spectator sport.
They say that hindsight is 20/20, however, any dumb-ass would recognize the potential flaws of using a huge horse on a catwalk - Somehow i don't feel very sorry for the cute chick on it's back - OMG!
She may have the voice of a fallen angel but she also has the drug-habit of Ozzy Osbourne in his prime - It was only a matter of time before she became an Xmas legend!
Well, I suppose one has to admire this guy's 'Pull out all the stops' damage control plan, but I'm pretty sure that at this point in time I'd probably be making some serious inquiries into what "entire mouth replacement surgery" costs these days.
Who cares what this girl's going on about, she could be talking about a jabberwocky eating marshmallows on Mars while doing the can-can & Id still be transfixed by that beautiful chest of hers. As long she undoes her top she can do what she wants.
If this dude could turn hot air into energy then this lawnmower would fly. I'm not to criticize, but maybe the lawnmower would work a little better if he the operator was a little more supportive.
Talk about wanting to be left alone & get a good night's sleep. With friends like these who needs enemies? I'm surprised this guys doesn't lose his patience and kick the sh!t out of these weiners.
If some snotty teenage foreigner jumped out of a bush and started coming towards me i would be a little worried as well. But these like minded fembots can't get enough of the little rodent. Remember kids, safe sex is best, ALWAYS take precautions - OMG!
Now this is the kind of game show we need in the west. The idea is to get as close to the boobies but not to touch them, kind of like real life really, i'd probably be pretty good at it.
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