Finally, someone's telling us to be shorter rather than longer. I can do that! It's news that some men have been 'longing' to hear - It's a conclusive survey so you have to believe them this time.
Seriously this is what it is all about when the witching hour strikes! It's all anyone wants to see at Halloween, no one cares about guys dressing up, it's all about the massive partially costumed chick fest!
If you're still feeling bad for Conan because of what happened with the Late Night Show years ago, you can officially stop now. This looks like he has the best job in the world.
"The Evil Dead" meets "West Side Story" in this tale of rival Mac and PC gangs fighting -- and dancing -- to the death. Who know computer nerds had it in then to be like this?
Slice with the sword/lazers/spade and then watch as the head/limb/whatever slowly slides off or away from the body until you're a soggy heap of cold cuts of human flesh lying listlessly on the ground. Awesome. It's exactly how I want to go!
Finally, the two greatest things in the world, porn and The Big Lebowski are brought together for the greater good of mankind. The only thing left to do is divide by zero and watch the fireworks of the apocalypse take flight. Awesome!!!
If you live in a nation where killing bulls is a legal sport you have to expect a little pay back once in a while and that is exactly what happens here. OUCH!!!
At last, something i can actually (possibly) achieve. But maybe this only works if some jerk didn’t take the stickers off and rearrange them. I wonder if this guy actually worked this out or someone else told him.
The former Governor of Massachusetts and current (?) candidate for president is taking a rather Reagan-esque approach to sitting in the Oval Office chair! With his campaign for president nearly in tatters it might be time for him to consider another job !
Forget about the Benz, Bugatti? that's for cheapskates, oh no, if you really want to let people know you've arrived, you do it in this behemoth. Twice as luxurious as the Hindenburg, and only 3/4 as flammable. If you gotta fly, fly in style I say
