Sometimes it's better to just climb into the pool, all safe and sound! This guy takes a header and busts his mouth on his makeshift pool slide. I wonder if he's going to continue on the cheap route and use homemade dentures, too.
Sometimes in life you only find out if something is terrible by trying it out and learning from the experience. This puppy slurps a lime, thinks about it for a moment, and freaks out. Then he does it again. I remember my first lime...
If you've ever studied a martial art then you will be seriously impressed by this guy. The only person who would stand a chance with this guy in Chun Li. She could just bust out the Lightening Kick on him and destroy him super easy.
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
Let this be a lesson to you ! If you have a near death experience don't go telling your girl about it - even if she's a hottie - else you might end up having to marry her and that could be a closer-than-death experience !
Seriously cute chicks mixing it up with weapons of mass paralyzation are not a combination that you think would go well together - How WRONG you all were, it's an awesome combo - The guys who made this happen are now my new heros :)
Real men like to take a sledgehammer to a dilapidated silo and start hammering away, having no care for whether or not the structure can take such a battering without crumbling to its knees and nearly crushing them. But that's real men for you.