This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"
Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.
Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.
It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !
The whole "see a penny, pick it up.." thing works a whole lot better if you don't scoop it up with your eye socket while traveling at about 30mph. Maybe it just means he'll have good luck when he's in the emergency room?
Some things just feel good. There is no suitable scientific explanation, they just give a sense of immense satisfaction while plastering a ridiculous look on your face. That weird little zap you got from old CRT televisions was one of these things.
As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.