All those years spent in a dimly lit basement playing hour after hour riding a caffeine high have given this young gent unshakable focus. Either that or he's blind.
Transport For London should really start putting signs like this up. At least it would give you something to look at while avoiding eye contact with everyone on the carriage...
We've seen it in many films over the years, from Back to the Future to Terminator and beyond. They told us that that was all it was: fiction. But now , finally, here's undisputed proof that time travel does exist. Mind = blown.
That bacon would look a lot better in the frying pan..... Damn this chick is so hot i'm surprised that bacon hasn't started cooking on her chest! Wowzers
Especially when it comes to the case of potential girlfriend material, it's always good to do a background check to see what hidden skills they have. In this case just pray she wasn't home-schooled!?
When the other half's got the painters and decorators in, what do you do if she fancies a bit of making the beast with two backs? Well if you're Jack Nicholson in The Shining, even though you're a deranged killer, even you might not be able to handle it.
If you'd have seen her in school about 12 years ago you wouldn't have batted an eylid and thought. "she's destined to remain a virgin forever". How wrong could you be about Megan Fox!?!
Ok, so you don't smoke and hence have no reason to be a proud registered card-carrying disposable lighter user - WRONG!!! Get your ass one, NO, TWO of these amazing things ASAP and prepare to be amazed!
This is a pretty sick photobombing using the latest technology to enhance the irony 110%. If this happened for real it would be like the blueberry pie eating contest out of Stand By Me.