You mean there is a simplified equation, or the equation changes depending on the time of the month...tell me....i must know these things? On the other hand, some women makes string theory look like a simple addition :(
When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.
The hot celeb just wants a quiet private moment at the beach and who can blame her - But it looks like there are a few guys hanging around drooling, so her boyfriend lifts her out of the water so they can get a better look - WTF?
Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.
Important: When you find yourself on the floor and the blackness clears and you are not sure if you are alive or dead, whatever you do next make sure you DO NOT go towards the light. Stay where you are, it's much better there!