This is exactly how i feel every time i get paid! Get to the bank and withdraw all your money i the smallest bills possible then count it looking cool as hell.
Lets face it, there's no reason at all to be afraid of a million alligators - Because only ONE of them is going to eat you. The teeth-with-bodies overrun a swamp at state park and they are getting kinda hungry....For human flesh - WTF!?!
You just know if there was a monkey-lifeguard there would be trouble. At least these monkeys have figured out a way to keep cool during this insane heat wave. And they get to have a pretty good time at it.
More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood - So be careful to only have “just the one” or this could be humanity’s fate. This time we drink to forget.
If you don't know what 'Queef' is and you are a big fan of chicks then i suggest that you NEVER play this video - If you are gay or too young to care then you will be grossed out supreme!
2 chicks in their bedroom is one thing - Doing it in public is beyond GROSS - If you ever wondered what doggy doo has in common with mortgages then this is for you!
It’s good to delve into the past and have another look to remind ourselves from whence we came. To reflect upon the roads we’ve all travelled since this significant moment in all our lives. Or, you know, just have some lulz.
Can a bunch of scruffy film students make a better trailer than the big shots of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn't missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer and discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?
Don’t let their distinct lack of talent put you off, this is entertainment in its most natural form – 3 hot chicks thrashing instruments in bikinis - Buy this for your girlfriend & she'll invite her cute friends round to play - WOW !
Ghost Riding is an art perfected in America by Bay Area rappers, a skilled art that this European racer hasn't quite been able to master yet. Keep trying buddy! An oldie but a goodie.