Top Tip: if your feet look like these you're probably never going to get a date. Not because feet like these are offputting, it's just because you wear crocs. Unlucky.
So you think you're the epitome of Forever Alone, do you? So much of a loner that everyone has forgotten you exist, well, i have bad news for you. You've got absolutely nothing on this dude.
There really is something special about school girls, they have that certain je ne se qua that is amazing. Maybe its the age or the outfits i just dont know.
So, you need to come up with a great idea to advertise your business, something that will get the customers running through the door. Maybe it's time to get back to basics and concentrate on just what it is about your product that customers want.
I was taught that swearing demonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)
The pope IS the Emperor. There's no other explanation for this picture. Someone needs to get on IMDB and check this out because the resemblance is startling...I guess he'll have to retire now?
How annoying is it when you are swimming with your girlfriend and she suddenly gets eaten by a huge great white shark - Animals have no respect for a romantic moment !
It's pretty plain to see why this Playboy babe & pin-up model from California is so popular, she's got great hair - You can't really miss them & if you do then you must be blind.