The worst kept Victoria's Secret is just how smoking hot Erin Hetherton looks in her bra and panties. Jaw-dropping, traffic-stopping, trouser-tentingly hot. If you wouldn't let her eat biscuits in bed then you're not a real man.
So pretty much nothing of consequence happened last week. The scientist who cloned 'Dolly' the sheep left our flock and died. My mate Tony stubbed his toe real bad. Here's hoping next week has a bit more pizazz. Have a dump and dream the dream.
A collection of some of the strangest sleeping positions ever caught on camera. It's hard to tell if they're doing this because it's comfy or just to show off to their owners. The coat hanger one is definitely showing off.
What's the planet coming to when public notice boards confuse us more than if nothing was there in the first place. Somehow i reckon that all of these establishments & products gets avoided at all costs. Be afraid.
So, the world didn't end despite Gangnam Style getting over 1bn views on Youtube. I thought if anything would kickstart the apocalypse it would be that nonsense. Anyway, here are some pics to celebrate! WOO YAY!
The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.
Well designed, trendy, sleek, virus free and 'not too bright' girls think they're cool, so buy her one and you may find she might service your hard drive or give you Steve Jobs for a month, or you could just get a PC and download some pr0n...
Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.
There's a percentage of people who go "clubbing" who like to drink their own weight in cheap cider and then do dead shameful things in front of cameras. These people are commonly referred to as "Dicks".