HURRAY for the stereotype! She gets out for god knows what reason and then the car gets away from her because she forgot to put on the hand brake. But wait till you see the end you'll be in hysterics. WTF!?!
And you thought you were safe drinking beers with your friends and chatting up girls who're so drunk they can't notice how fugly you are. Well, look at it this way, at least if you don't get any action you'll get your junk touched by someone. Win-win.
Not that we're in the business of helping you to torment people, especially when those people have jobs that suck worse than a cheap hooker, but those telemarketers can be annoying, and persistent, so listen up then go forth and infuriate!
Next time you are drunk and one of your buddies offers you what seems like an innocent flaming shot TRY to remember watching this clip and politely refuse - The consequences of accepting can be painful - OMG !
As the countdown begins to the end of the world, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!
He's fat. And he's crying like a baby. Those two simple things make for a whole lot of awesome; if this guy was your buddy you'd have him doing this 24/7 and at every bar you drunk at. Somebody get that poor kid something.
It might sound like a dream come true, but what would you do if a cute co-ed came running into your dorm room and up to your bed and grabbed your weiner??? Sounds like the ultimate fantasy, but it could also be a nightmare - WTF?
It's the perfect example of irony - Daddies little girl gets busted.......By her daddy - They don't come much better than this. It's a times like this you realise that your parenting skillz to date have FAILED!!!
She seems destined to have a future with the Republican Party of “NO” when she’s older. In fact she’s taking the negative to the extreme and beyond, declining any form of subtle manipulation that mummy & daddy can throw at her.