You can take your love for the son of God a bit too far (or is that your grip on reality?) - I think it's fair to assume that most Christians are probably like this lady. Just kidding, not all Christians have cars. Seriously though. WTF!?!
This poor dude attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and it crashes down on him and breaks his chest bone. I'm going to have a wild guess but i think that might have smarted.....just a little bit? OUCH!!!!
Real life is waaay more scary than fiction when it comes to monsters. Can you blame her for running? Her whole life she's been afraid of running into a movie nerd with too much time on his hands, dressed like Beetlejuice.
Nick Pitera is a talented guy (?) - When he sings the theme tune from Disney's Aladdin you think to yourself, ok, so he's talented, so what! Hang around for when the female part kicks in and prepare to fight back chunks - WTF?
I'm not a musician but if I was I'm sure this guy would make me feel like an inadequate one. He takes a couple of mobile phones and manages to coax I'm Yours by Jason Mraz out of them using only the buttons. Genius.
Even though the light is about seven feet above it, this cat can take care of it. That's why everyone loves cats, they can do whatever they damn well please. It's just one more step closer to the feline race enslaving the human population. Be afraid.