Water slides are just like the best ever. Amirite? OK, so sometimes you have to queue for ages in the hot sun, but then when you get to the top. Off! You go all the way down to the bottom. Best. Ever.
Have you ever wondered what the word really meant? Just turn to any sci-fi show and there will be a number of characters who will explain it to you - LOL !
When you swap a light sabre for a wand and an ugly little green guy for, well another ugly green guy you can make something comepletely different! - I'll bet you never saw this one coming !
McDonalds burgers bear less than a passing resemblance to their images. This is because those pictures cost a fortune in wages and the burgers cost a pittance. and taste like ass.
This is how the gingers pass on their affliction. Remember kids; kissing gingers - JUST SAY NO. Unless you want freckles, red hair, an unhealthy aversion to sunlight and a distict lack of soul.
Probably the best bit from all the Michael Bay Transformer films and now the internet has gone and ruined it for me. Thanks internet, you douchebag. How am I meant to fap to this?
It’s both a curse and a blessing. You get to lie in, not have to put up with nauseating or annoying colleagues. You don’t have the boss breathing down your neck, and you can check you emails in your underwear. But there’s a dark side too…
If you've ever had even an inkling of a molecule of support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.