There's a part of you that thinks you'll get an awesome Insane Stunt Bonus for flooring the accelerator. That part of you is the retarded part. Don't listen to it.
You never really are truly safe from the watchful stare of a cat, first it was the ceiling and now it is in department stores. He watches, waiting for you to make another fashion purchase FAIL!
Megan Fox said this about her "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." Nice :)
It's a sad, SAD day when memes go mainstream, basically the internet has ruined absolutely everthing I once saw as innocent and lacking in filth. That aside, i reckon poor Goatse might have crabs!?
It's spam-like stupidity like this that makes it pretty damn easy to see which of your Facebook friends are idiots. Well, that and the fact that London or Rome aren't 'exactly' countries. Best not mention that :(
Being smug kinda comes very easy when you have the sort of pocket change that Bill Gates has. Mind you, with this economy it took Bill twice as long today as it would have a year ago. B#stard.
There's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives girls attitude despite most of the probably not knowing how to even take the safety off.