Please, all budding skateboarders take full advantage of this free knowledge and then go out there and kill yourselves, just like this fat idiot does. Only joking its pretty funny though.
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
Can a bunch of scruffy film students make a better trailer than the big shots of Hollywood? Or will they wish they hadn't missed half their classes down the bar drinking cheap beer and discussing what you call a Whopper in Paris?
A HUGE(?) ferocious brown bear comes running out of the early morning fog and attacks a Russian camper before realizes what's going on. He's getting a full-on adorbz attack. Just wait till it's mother see's whats going on.
I've always wanted to see her voluptuous body squeezed into some latex. Only in my dreams and fevered imagines had it come anywhere close to realization. Until this, that is. I wonder if any of my other impure thoughts will come true. Hmmm...
After his race he decides he's the total super-jock and starts attacking a mascot who is offering him a tee-shirt (maybe with 'BIG LOSER' on it?). I don't think his race went too well.
Real men like to take a sledgehammer to a dilapidated silo and start hammering away, having no care for whether or not the structure can take such a battering without crumbling to its knees and nearly crushing them. But that's real men for you.
Let's be honest, however kind and caring you and your friends think you are, when you break up with someone, the last thing you usually want is the best for them. Life's a biatch...and so is your ex.
Where do gangs come from and why are they so popular? There are so many gangs out there at the moment you may already be in one and not even know it! Curious Probe dodges the bullets to find out more - LOL !
Although she is a total babe I think she might need to assess her clothing choice. Kontraband is okay i guess but it certainly aint no PUGORAMA which is poised to take over the world in 09
Just in case you had forgotten the facts of life, the universe and everything else via the movies, a very kind person has made this super cut to remind you why Bill Murray is god. Just watch it and enjoy his greatness.
