Look, it's George Bush at a magic show! Badaboomtsk! And who says we're not topical? This little chimp is going ape for this magic show, & what really works for me is the speech bubbles telling us his thoughts, if we spoke Japanese.
This cocktail isn't so much a drink as a meal. And a not very appetising meal at that. It's like a weird hybrid caught halfway between a food and a drink. A strange unholy mutant never intended for mass production. Still, Alie's hot.
The theme here? Fun. And lots of it. With Creme. And half naked men and women. Ok, so the women look better than the men. But, yeah, fun is the theme. You donâ€™t like whipped creme? No bikini clad ladies for you then my friend!
Kids these days, nothing to do but risk life & limb climbing out onto a metal girder THOUSANDS of feet up in the air. What happened to good old fashioned drugs? There are better and more safer ways of getting high, don't they know that?
No one likes poop, but of all the poop you might come across in the world, baby poop is the most inoffensive. But not for this guy, he freaks out and wonâ€™t even bring himself to look at it. And itâ€™s not even real poop.
More terrifying than a thousand flesh-hungry zombies coming to wear your organs like fashion accessories and neck flaming shots of your blood - So be careful to only have â€śjust the oneâ€ť or this could be humanityâ€™s fate. This time we drink to forget.
Now here's something you don't (want to) see every day - Two fat babes(?) are trying very hard to out-do each other on a pole dancing competition. Suggestion: Why don't you try going to the gym and laying off the burgers girls?