This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.
Warning, this video contains The Big Lebowski spoilers. But seeing as how everyone in the world has seen the big Lebowski it doesn't really matter. Time to see some movie genius at work!
What is this daring sport, you enquire? Why, it’s the death-defying event that is the Pen Spinning World Tournament 2011. Be careful! That biro could spin out of control and have someone’s eye out.
Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it that says "Look at me", look how unique your are and beautiful and...Oh forget it, you're just another freak in the freak kingdom.
Talk about wanting to be left alone & get a good night's sleep. With friends like these who needs enemies? I'm surprised this guys doesn't lose his patience and kick the sh!t out of these weiners.
This guy is having a really bad day. Gets in a fight with his girlfriend, grabs her gun, blows off some really important stuff, and now the cops are pressing charges against him for unlawful discharge of a weapon. What a ball-ache!
Got milk!? Yep, it looks like they have So much that you are never gonna be wanting more. Something tells me that they got this idea from some other well known celebrity pukers but is and entertaining watch all the same. Enjoy!
It might sound impossible, but it's true - I know what your thinking? Roller skating win?! Trust me on this one. If you're not impressed with the routine, you'll at least be impressed by the chick. Told you so...
You'd think if you were out on the water on your way to catch some fish then you would be pretty prepared about seeing a fish and not be scared of them. Well not in this case. Talk about picking the wrong pastime!
Whatever you're doing on the Internet, this owl is watching you and remembering it all. There is nothing you can do to escape. Owls are intelligent little critters and also they scare the crap outta me!